Fairie Deal

            When I woke up, the world was a dark, blurry place. Tilting my head to the side, I was forced to shut my eyes as the world spun ferociously. I groaned and tried to remember what happened; all I was getting were flashes of a cave and a fire. Finally, I managed to lean my back against a cold stone wall and squinted into the room. It was upright, there was only one of them, and it wasn’t making me sick to look at it.

            Sitting up, I realized I was in a dungeon of some sort. Stone walls and floor, heavy iron bars on the front, a deep-set window with iron webbing, and I could see the sputtering sparks of magic running through the air between the metal. Clearly, this place was designed to keep fey at bay. I rolled my eyes, which was a mistake, and slowly got to my feet. Rolling my shoulders to work out a stiff kink, I felt my left wing thump limply against my back. When I reached around, the delicate membrane seemed to be intact, but the joints wouldn’t respond; I couldn’t even feel it. I flexed the other, which was fine.

            Feeling anger welling up, I shouted, “Where am I?” through the bars, careful not to actually touch the iron with my hands. I was putting all my effort into not crying or panicking about my wing because it wouldn’t do any good, but I feared the worst.

            “You don’t qualify for that answer,” a man muttered, standing just beyond the shadow in the open hallway. After a few seconds of awkward silence, he shuffled out into the light of a single torch and I could see claw marks raked across the old man’s face. Haggard, grey hands gripped a gnarly wooden staff with all their might to keep the ma upright. Grinning, his face twisted and rippled like water. “Have we met before?” he asked in a gravelly voice.

            I wished to lie, but I’d been caught before; tricks didn’t help in these situations. “You seem familiar,” I murmured as he stepped forward. Instinctively, I stepped back and bumped my numb wing against the cell wall.

            “Now, now, don’t be afraid. I only want a few vials of blood for something I’m working on,” he explained, holding a hand out.

            When he said that, I realized where I knew him from and shivered. In my youth, I had made a deal with a young man and had promised him a little of my blood in exchange for his firstborn child; this was that young man.

            Again, he grinned that horrible grin and whispered, “You don’t look any older than the day we first met, though I have aged beyond my years.” Turning away from me, he picked up a needle from a table and came to the cell. He rested the cane against the bars and eyed me warily. “You promised me six vials, but only gave five,” he stated, knowing that bound me.

            “You fell ill and I thought you died,” I replied, wishing I was anywhere but here. Chuckling, I snapped, “You never held up your end of the bargain, anyway.” It bound me to him, but also him to me.

            Snickering, he offered the needle to me and suggested, “How about you do the honours and I’ll honour my side of the deal?” When I stared at the needle, he explained, “I’m not strong enough to do it myself.” I remained apprehensive. “You were out cold when I found you; if I wanted to kill you, that would have been the moment,” he added.

            Still eyeing him, I took the needle and carefully extracted the blood and placed the vial on his hand again. “Alright, now where is your firstborn?” I asked. Honestly, even back then I didn’t have a use for a child, but it was a fey’s rite of passage to negotiate that deal.

            “Oh, well,” he murmured, putting down the blood and returning to the cell, “I suppose I outsmarted a fairie with that one.” I stared at him with my arms crossed. “I never fell in love, never married, remained celibate throughout my life to ensure I never sired a child,” he explained. “I’ll be back for more blood later. And maybe that wing, as you have no use for it,” he cackled as he shuffled back down the hallway.

            When he’d gone, I carefully slid down the wall and sat on the floor, watching dust motes dancing in the first shards of sunlight through the window.

Dragon Deal

The dragon’s scales glistened in the moonlight like shards of opal had become engrained in its flesh and I chanced a peer around the rocky outcrop we were cowering behind. Its entire body was shivering with anxiety as it listened intently for a sign of movement in its habitat. No one in their right mind had come down here in decades so the dragons were no longer used to protecting their nests; nothing was stupid enough to get this close.

“Let’s just portal out of here,” suggested my comrade James as he opened his satchel and pulled out the tiny pouch of fairy dust I had managed to steal on our way out of the Delving Forest last harvest. In a pinch, that powder could make any solid surface into a portal to any destination in the realm; it was perfect for impossible escapes and illegal in the entire realm.

Staring at him, I considered my next words very wisely as they might be the last ones I ever spoke, “My ancestors made a deal with the dragons and I will get what’s due to me.” Technically, they’d promised to keep this hiding place safe from the humans in exchange for a single egg somewhere down the line, and they had protected it, but now that I’d brought someone along with me, I had basically voided the whole contract. That was assuming that dragons put stock in promises made centuries ago, though.

With a heavy, exaggerated sigh, James nodded and crouched lower behind the rocks. I took a deep breath and stepped out in front of the dragon’s blazing eyes and broadsword-sized claws. “Hello, mighty dragon,” I shouted as it parted its lips to reveal two rows of serrated teeth designed to tear flesh from bone.

Hello, human, the dragon thought in my mind. As soon as I’d gotten over the insanity of that, it continued, I understand you wish to ask me for my half of a bargain waged centuries ago. Here, I nodded, sweat drenching my shirt. I will grant your request, so long as you promise to never let it come to harm.

“Of course, oh mighty dragon,” replied, hurrying forward as it moved so I could get to the nest. I carefully wrapped it in the blanket I’d brought and stood back to shout, “Thank you so much!” That had been so much easier than I had ever expected.

We dragons always come through in our promises. Just know that it will take eighty years to hatch and must be heated in flame at all times, the dragon added before curling back up around the nest, clearly through with our conversation. Though I had a million questions for the dragon, as anyone would, I got back to James and his eyes grew to the size of apples at the sight of a real dragon egg.

Since he hadn’t heard what the dragon told me, I relayed the timeline with a gruff voice, “It won’t hatch for eighty years, needs to be incubated in fire at all times, and will have to be protected when it hatches.” After all this time, we should have taken the dragons up on their end of the deal sooner.